Sorry, My Husband Is Tapering | Funny Runner Wife T-Shirt
Sorry, My Husband Is Tapering | Funny Runner Wife T-Shirt
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The details
Sorry, my husband is tapering.
Two weeks before the marathon, he runs less and somehow gets harder to live with. He checks the forecast every hour, worries about a sore toe and explains carb loading at dinner. Nobody warned you about taper week.
This tee is the polite apology for everyone around you. For the wife on the support crew, the one holding the bag, the gels and the sign at mile 20.
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee, white or ivory
- Front print
- Unisex sizes S-3XL
- Printed on demand just for you
Full measurements are on our Size Guide.
Size & care
The short version
True to size, slightly relaxed through the body. If you are between sizes, size up. If you want the oversized look people actually wear these in, size up twice.
Tees
S-3XL in 100% cotton. The easiest method: measure a t-shirt you already own and like, flat across the chest from armpit to armpit, then match that number to the chart on the product page.
Baby bodysuits
Newborn to 24 months. Age labels are a guide, so compare the flat measurements on the product page with a bodysuit that already fits.
Care
Wash cold, inside out. Do not iron directly on the print. Treated this way the print will outlast the shoes bought the same week.
Still unsure?
Message us with the size of something you own and love, and we will tell you which one to take. We would rather answer an email than process a return.
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Shipping & Returns
Made to order
Every item is printed once you order it. Production takes 2-5 business days before anything ships, which is how we avoid a warehouse full of jokes nobody bought.
Shipping
Shipping options and prices for your address are shown at checkout. Tracking is sent the moment your order leaves the printer.
Returns
Thirty days from delivery, unworn and unwashed. Start a return by replying to your order confirmation email. Refunds are issued within five business days of the item arriving back with us.
If we got it wrong
Wrong item, wrong size on our side, or a printing fault? Tell us within thirty days and we replace it. No return shipping, no argument.
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WE KNOW A RUNNER.
we've had the full race recap.
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Written at the finish line
Every line came out of our kitchen, not a slogan generator.
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It lands with the right person
Generic running merch says you know someone runs. Ours says you have listened to them talk about it. At length.
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Printed to order
Printed just for you when you order. Nothing sits in a warehouse, nothing gets thrown away.
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Built to be worn out
Cotton tees, sturdy canvas totes and soft baby bodysuits, with prints that survive the wash.
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Ship it straight to them
Enter your runner's address at checkout and it goes straight to their door.