Made to order
Every item is printed once you order it. Production takes 2–5 business days before anything ships, which is how we avoid a warehouse full of jokes nobody bought.
Shipping
Standard and express options are shown at checkout with live delivery estimates for your address. Tracking is sent the moment your order leaves the printer.
Gift orders
No prices appear anywhere in the package. Leave a note at checkout and we will include it.
Returns
Thirty days from delivery, unworn and unwashed. Start a return by replying to your order confirmation email. Refunds are issued within five business days of the item arriving back with us.
If we got it wrong
Wrong item, wrong size on our side, or a printing fault — tell us within thirty days and we replace it. No return shipping, no argument.
Talk to us
Reply to any order email, or use the contact page. A person answers.