Ran 3.1 Miles. Earned 4 Slices of Pie. funny Turkey Trot t-shirt, front view

Ran 3.1 Miles. Earned 4 Slices of Pie. | Turkey Trot T-Shirt

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$34.99
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Ran 3.1 Miles. Earned 4 Slices of Pie. funny Turkey Trot t-shirt, front view

Ran 3.1 Miles. Earned 4 Slices of Pie. | Turkey Trot T-Shirt

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$34.99
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The details

Ran 3.1 miles. Earned 4 slices of pie.
the math checks out.

Thanksgiving morning, a 5K with half the town and a few people dressed as turkeys. Then the real event starts at the table. This tee says what everyone is thinking: those 3.1 miles were a down payment on dessert.

Made for the family that trots together, the friend who only races once a year, and the runner who counts pie as carbs for tomorrow's long run.

  • Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee, white
  • Front print
  • Unisex sizes S-3XL
  • Printed on demand just for you

For Thanksgiving morning? Order by Oct 30 for Thanksgiving delivery in the US.

Full measurements are on our Size Guide.

Size & care

The short version

True to size, slightly relaxed through the body. If you are between sizes, size up. If you want the oversized look people actually wear these in, size up twice.

Tees

S-3XL in 100% cotton. The easiest method: measure a t-shirt you already own and like, flat across the chest from armpit to armpit, then match that number to the chart on the product page.

Baby bodysuits

Newborn to 24 months. Age labels are a guide, so compare the flat measurements on the product page with a bodysuit that already fits.

Care

Wash cold, inside out. Do not iron directly on the print. Treated this way the print will outlast the shoes bought the same week.

Still unsure?

Message us with the size of something you own and love, and we will tell you which one to take. We would rather answer an email than process a return.

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Shipping & Returns

Made to order

Every item is printed once you order it. Production takes 2-5 business days before anything ships, which is how we avoid a warehouse full of jokes nobody bought.

Shipping

Shipping options and prices for your address are shown at checkout. Tracking is sent the moment your order leaves the printer.

Returns

Thirty days from delivery, unworn and unwashed. Start a return by replying to your order confirmation email. Refunds are issued within five business days of the item arriving back with us.

If we got it wrong

Wrong item, wrong size on our side, or a printing fault? Tell us within thirty days and we replace it. No return shipping, no argument.

Talk to us

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WE KNOW A RUNNER.

we've had the full race recap.

  1. Written at the finish line

    Every line came out of our kitchen, not a slogan generator.

  2. It lands with the right person

    Generic running merch says you know someone runs. Ours says you have listened to them talk about it. At length.

  3. Printed to order

    Printed just for you when you order. Nothing sits in a warehouse, nothing gets thrown away.

  4. Built to be worn out

    Cotton tees, sturdy canvas totes and soft baby bodysuits, with prints that survive the wash.

  5. Ship it straight to them

    Enter your runner's address at checkout and it goes straight to their door.

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