Not Lost. Just Drawing a Dinosaur on Strava — Unisex Cotton T-Shirt

Not lost. Just drawing a dinosaur on Strava.
the splits were bad. the art was great.

Six miles, three wrong turns, one very accurate T-rex. Some runners chase a pace. Some chase a shape on the map, then post it before they have even stretched.

A funny running shirt for the runner whose Strava feed is half training log, half art gallery, and for the friend who keeps asking why they ran in circles around the park.

Why this, and not the usual running merch

Most gifts for runners are made by people who have never stood in the rain for four hours holding someone else's jacket. Ours are written by the people doing the waiting. That is why they land: whoever opens this has already heard the joke, usually from you.

• Written at the finish line. Not by a slogan generator.
• Printed to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse, nothing gets thrown away.
• Made to be worn out. Medium-weight cotton, prints that survive the wash.

The details

• Unisex fit, 100% cotton, medium weight (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Tubular knit with no side seams, and shoulder tape so it keeps its shape
• Ribbed crew neck
• Natural or white; sizes S–5XL (natural in S–XL)
• Tear-away label. Blank made in Nicaragua

Care

Machine wash cold, up to 30°C / 86°F. Non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.

Sizing

Between sizes, or want it roomier? Size up. Full measurements are on our Size Guide, and if you are still unsure, message us with the size of a shirt you already love.

Buy it for: the runner who has ever said "I wasn't lost, I was finishing the tail."

The short version

True to size, slightly relaxed through the body. If you are between sizes, size up. If you want the oversized look people actually wear these in, size up twice.

Tees

S–3XL in 100% cotton. The easiest method: measure a t-shirt you already own and like, flat across the chest from armpit to armpit, then match that number to the chart on the product page.

Baby bodysuits

Newborn to 24 months. Age labels are a guide, so compare the flat measurements on the product page with a bodysuit that already fits.

Care

Wash cold, inside out. Do not iron directly on the print. Treated this way the print will outlast the shoes bought the same week.

Still unsure?

Message us with the size of something you own and love, and we will tell you which one to take. We would rather answer an email than process a return.

Enter their address at checkout and it ships straight to them.

Made to order

Every item is printed once you order it. Production takes 2–5 business days before anything ships, which is how we avoid a warehouse full of jokes nobody bought.

Shipping

Shipping options and prices for your address are shown at checkout. Tracking is sent the moment your order leaves the printer.

Returns

Thirty days from delivery, unworn and unwashed. Start a return by replying to your order confirmation email. Refunds are issued within five business days of the item arriving back with us.

If we got it wrong

Wrong item, wrong size on our side, or a printing fault — tell us within thirty days and we replace it. No return shipping, no argument.

Talk to us

Reply to any order email, or use the contact page. A person answers.