Long Run Done. Now You Can Talk to Me — Ceramic Mug (Her Version)

Long run done. Now you can talk to me.
not before. never before.

The alarm went off at five. Twelve miles happened. The whole house knew to stay quiet until she walked back in, and the coffee was poured.

A funny running mug for the woman who does her long run before anyone else is awake, and for the people who have learned that "good morning" can wait until mile 12.

Why this, and not the usual running merch

Most gifts for runners are made by people who have never stood in the rain for four hours holding someone else's jacket. Ours are written by the people doing the waiting. That is why they land: whoever opens this has already heard the joke, usually from you.

• Written at the finish line. Not by a slogan generator.
• Printed to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse, nothing gets thrown away.
• Made for every morning. Microwave and dishwasher safe.

The details

• 11oz glossy white ceramic mug with a comfortable C-handle
• Runner illustration and print in cobalt blue
• Lead and BPA free
• Microwave and dishwasher safe

There is also a his version, for the other runner in the house.

Care

Dishwasher safe, or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

Buy it for: the runner who is not a morning person until mile 12.

The short version

True to size, slightly relaxed through the body. If you are between sizes, size up. If you want the oversized look people actually wear these in, size up twice.

Tees

S–3XL in 100% cotton. The easiest method: measure a t-shirt you already own and like, flat across the chest from armpit to armpit, then match that number to the chart on the product page.

Baby bodysuits

Newborn to 24 months. Age labels are a guide, so compare the flat measurements on the product page with a bodysuit that already fits.

Care

Wash cold, inside out. Do not iron directly on the print. Treated this way the print will outlast the shoes bought the same week.

Still unsure?

Message us with the size of something you own and love, and we will tell you which one to take. We would rather answer an email than process a return.

Enter their address at checkout and it ships straight to them.

Made to order

Every item is printed once you order it. Production takes 2–5 business days before anything ships, which is how we avoid a warehouse full of jokes nobody bought.

Shipping

Shipping options and prices for your address are shown at checkout. Tracking is sent the moment your order leaves the printer.

Returns

Thirty days from delivery, unworn and unwashed. Start a return by replying to your order confirmation email. Refunds are issued within five business days of the item arriving back with us.

If we got it wrong

Wrong item, wrong size on our side, or a printing fault — tell us within thirty days and we replace it. No return shipping, no argument.

Talk to us

Reply to any order email, or use the contact page. A person answers.