Ask Me About My Splits — Funny Running Socks

Ask me about my splits.
go on. ask.

Mile 1 was a little fast. Mile 4 had a hill. Mile 7 was the best one, and there is a reason, and you are about to hear it.

Funny crew socks for the runner who has every split from last Sunday memorized.

Why this, and not the usual running merch

Most gifts for runners are made by people who have never stood in the rain for four hours holding someone else's jacket. Ours are written by the people doing the waiting. That is why they land: whoever opens this has already heard the joke, usually from you.

The details

• All-over sublimation print
• 95% polyester, 5% spandex
• Cushioned bottoms, ribbed tube
• Unisex regular fit, sizes S, M, L
• Printed to order

Buy it for: the runner who answers "how was your run?" mile by mile.

The short version

True to size, slightly relaxed through the body. If you are between sizes, size up. If you want the oversized look people actually wear these in, size up twice.

Tees

S–3XL in 100% cotton. The easiest method: measure a t-shirt you already own and like, flat across the chest from armpit to armpit, then match that number to the chart on the product page.

Baby bodysuits

Newborn to 24 months. Age labels are a guide, so compare the flat measurements on the product page with a bodysuit that already fits.

Care

Wash cold, inside out. Do not iron directly on the print. Treated this way the print will outlast the shoes bought the same week.

Still unsure?

Message us with the size of something you own and love, and we will tell you which one to take. We would rather answer an email than process a return.

Enter their address at checkout and it ships straight to them.

Made to order

Every item is printed once you order it. Production takes 2–5 business days before anything ships, which is how we avoid a warehouse full of jokes nobody bought.

Shipping

Shipping options and prices for your address are shown at checkout. Tracking is sent the moment your order leaves the printer.

Returns

Thirty days from delivery, unworn and unwashed. Start a return by replying to your order confirmation email. Refunds are issued within five business days of the item arriving back with us.

If we got it wrong

Wrong item, wrong size on our side, or a printing fault — tell us within thirty days and we replace it. No return shipping, no argument.

Talk to us

Reply to any order email, or use the contact page. A person answers.