{"title":"Tote Bags","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCanvas totes for the support crew: keys, jacket, banana, again.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAsk anyone who has supported a runner on race day what they carried, and the list is always longer than expected: the runner's jacket from the start line, their phone, car keys, snacks, a sign, a spare pair of socks, a banana, and a medal that somehow ends up in your bag too. A good tote is the most useful thing a spectator owns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny running tote bags\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur tote bags carry jokes for the person carrying everything: the personal bag holder, the support crew with snacks and signs, and the partner who has been told running is a cheap sport. They are also handy for runners themselves, for race expos, the gym or the farmers market after a Saturday long run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMore for spectators: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/for-the-support-crew\"\u003esupport crew gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRace day essentials: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/race-morning\"\u003erace morning\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePair it with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mugs-bottles\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e or a spectator \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/t-shirts\"\u003eT-shirt\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery tote is printed to order. Browse the whole range in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/the-gift-shop\"\u003ethe gift shop\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"keys-jacket-banana-again-canvas-tote","title":"Keys. Jacket. Banana. Again. | Canvas Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKeys. Jacket. Banana. Again.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003ethe official kit list of the support crew.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery race morning has the same packing list, and not one item on it belongs to the person doing the running.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA heavy cotton canvas tote for the people who wait at the finish, and then carry the groceries home in it for the next four years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy this, and not the usual running merch\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMost gifts for runners are made by people who have never stood in the rain for four hours holding someone else's jacket. Ours are written by the people doing the waiting. That is why they land: whoever opens this has already heard the joke, usually from you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWritten at the finish line.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not by a slogan generator.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing sits in a warehouse, nothing gets thrown away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade to be worn out.\u003c\/strong\u003e 12oz canvas that stands up when loaded.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% heavy-weight cotton canvas, 12 oz\/yd²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlat corners and a clean boxy shape that stands up when loaded\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReinforced self-fabric handles built for real everyday weight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural canvas, with a sewn-in label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 × 16 in. Blank product sourced from India, designed for adult use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpot clean. Do not bleach. Line dry. Do not iron directly over the print. It will stick.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy it for:\u003c\/strong\u003e the person at the barrier holding three coats and a phone on 4% battery.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Run \u0026 Tell","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":50203655733386,"sku":"23566059863617601034","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0797\/6271\/8858\/files\/e5a59288-b611-43d9-8f49-bdf881c7541a.jpg?v=1791528063"},{"product_id":"personal-best-personal-bag-holder-canvas-tote","title":"Personal Best. Personal Bag Holder. | Canvas Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePersonal Best. Personal Bag Holder.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eonly one of those is on the medal.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe shaved ninety seconds off. You held the bag, the coat, the keys and the phone for four hours, in weather, without complaint. Broadly speaking, it was a team effort.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA heavy cotton canvas tote for the support crew: the ones at the barrier doing the actual carrying.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy this, and not the usual running merch\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMost gifts for runners are made by people who have never stood in the rain for four hours holding someone else's jacket. Ours are written by the people doing the waiting. That is why they land: whoever opens this has already heard the joke, usually from you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWritten at the finish line.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not by a slogan generator.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing sits in a warehouse, nothing gets thrown away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade to be worn out.\u003c\/strong\u003e 12oz canvas that stands up when loaded.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% heavy cotton canvas, 12 oz\/yd²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlat-corner construction that keeps its shape when loaded\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLong reinforced self-fabric handles, comfortable over the shoulder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural canvas, with a sewn-in label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 × 16 in. Blank product sourced from India, designed for adult use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpot clean. Do not bleach. Line dry. Do not iron directly over the print. It will stick.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy it for:\u003c\/strong\u003e the person whose race-day job title is, officially, Bag.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Run \u0026 Tell","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":50207090016394,"sku":"27852988645112192840","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0797\/6271\/8858\/files\/a1367f26-e371-49f9-978c-c6b597c1914f.jpg?v=1791528064"},{"product_id":"support-crew-snacks-signs-and-your-car-keys-canvas-tote","title":"Support Crew: Snacks, Signs and Your Car Keys | Canvas Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSupport crew: snacks, signs and your car keys.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eeverything the runner needs. carried by someone else.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe runner brings legs. 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