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That is why they land: whoever opens this has already heard the joke, usually from you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWritten at the finish line.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not by a slogan generator.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing sits in a warehouse, nothing gets thrown away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade for every morning.\u003c\/strong\u003e Microwave and dishwasher safe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11oz glossy white ceramic mug with a comfortable C-handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRunner illustration and print in cobalt blue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead and BPA free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is also a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/long-run-done-now-you-can-talk-to-me-funny-running-mug-her\"\u003eher version\u003c\/a\u003e, for the other runner in the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDishwasher safe, or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy it for:\u003c\/strong\u003e the running dad who gets up earlier than the baby.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Run \u0026 Tell","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50377489907850,"sku":"22870474640829132859","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0797\/6271\/8858\/files\/17971300145501690458_2048.jpg?v=1791359284"},{"product_id":"pre-run-coffee-post-run-coffee-same-mug-funny-running-mug","title":"Pre-Run Coffee. 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